Agent Small Person: Isaac, age 2
Mission: Mom-Mom Day?
Mom-Mom and Da-Dee are acting strange again.
We just got back from the Big Building with lots of Tall People who like to sing and listen to a man talk a lot. They put me with the nice Tall girls and other Small People in the place they call "nursery". Which I am convinced is code for, "let's sneak out without them noticing". Silly Tall People. We notice.
After coming back to the home base, and taking off my shoes "like a good boy", I notice the Mom-Mom starting a strange dance of cleaning and cooking, while the Da-Dee drives off in the Big Car on something called an "errand". (Will investigate more later).
I decided that I should see if this strange behavior had affected E as well as the Tall People. His preference for being a "nin-JA" and playing with the tiny blocks had not changed. I don't think E has noticed anything strange is happening today.
A more direct approach is needed for this mission today. I go into the Place of Food (or kitchen in Tall Person), and calmly ask the Mom-Mom for a drink how I usually do. She is distracted and doesn't understand. I try to say it again. This time there are better results, and I am shoo-ed out after receiving my drink.
Conclusions drawn: We are about to eat a lot of food. And if I am a "good boy" (which of course I always am), there will be a reward of sweets.
New Mission: Try to behave (aka do what Mom-Mom says) so as to get sweets today.
This shouldn'tbe too hard, a long as no other Small People come over today. Then I would be forced to show them who the Alpha Small Person is. It should be fine. Mom-Mom hasn't mentioned other Small People, just other Mom-Mom's and Grand Mom-Mom's. I think I'm good.
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Mission Update : I was not good! I repeat, not good! They came in packs and droves. Every surface of the homebase was packed. Tall People everywhere. And with them more Small People. Luckily they were ones that I recognized, the "Cuz-signs". So the fight for Alpha Small Person wasn't as bad. Not too many toy casualties this time.
On the plus side, all the Tall People brought more food, and the much anticipated sweets. Needless to say, I received cake as my sweet payment for "playing nice".
(Side note: Tall People really like smiles, hugs, kisses. Odd, but effective).
Signing out,
Small Person Isaac.
